Hi my name is David and I'm a Kevin Smith (aka Silent Bob) fan (for those who don't know him he is a Director) and I'm bored so I did this website just as something to do. I'm also a skateboarder (unbelieveabley as I'm shit) and I will feature things about skating and Kevin Smith movies in this site. 

I am an idiot to say the truth i think I'm cool but I'm not, that type of person well I'm just going to make some shout outs to the only fools that will visit Erin you rule Dorian tell your brother to get off those drugs Sam my only cripled friend who helped me get this up plus Laura a friend who kinda of forced me to put her name on it (well I do like to exagerate) theres also Todd whos cool but people think hes gay (just on the record hes not) and Megan and Phil (the super uncool friend of mine that insists that I put his name on my site as it will help him with the ladies because he's so lonely!) thats it as ive got no other friends <I burst into tears then wipe my nose and I continue on typing> sorry about that I'm a very sad little boy; well continuing on I'm so up myself that i think I'm so good that I can be a director (HEY! stop laughing I could be better than you) well I'm going to start making a movie when I get a camcorder (In like 15 more years) well it will involve skating fights and lots of jokes (that i stole that is) and anyone who knows, if you've guessed who I am will know that i love Kevin Smith movies and i base my life around them (well just the jokes i dont go turning lesbians that arent really lesbians then try to get my best friend to have a threesome with her and me, or read comics I'm not that much of a nerd) and Jason Lee my idol made it big in cinema while keeping a low profile and being a professional skater for 7 years then opening a skateboarding company (thats what I want to do) all of this without going to school what a legend. Anyway check the site out I should have some pics up and stuff thats so funny that I cant keep it to myself.

I've added some skate pics and some funny pics.

I've got a new page which contains news about my friends for my friends and Kevin Smith and Jason Lee and more will come soon.

I've also started making a new page called Imaginations Gone Wild it contains things also known as fan fiction but contain any stories that people have submitted to me, you can to just by sending it to my email address (look below) along with your name and i'll probably post it.(p.s. thanks Laura for giving me the idea and the first storie)

Got something to say send me an email at darth_balls_bung@hotmail.com 

So if you think you know who I am (which you probably won't unless I told you about this site) then email me your name and what you think my full name is and I'll get back to you with your prize if you know me (I know it's cruel to put up false hopes and then crush them with three words "There's no prize's") oh and my email is darth_balls_bung@hotmail.com